SPANISH THE MUSES ARE HONORED FOR ME LAUGH
This article is published on 13 September in STAR DIGITAL; XXI CENTURY LIBERAL SPAIN, for various reasons have not had time to bring it to the blog, now pro-choice Congress has given Sevilla now certain and that is the reason I bring it up.
Today I write not politics, I want to write something funny, I get this letter read his lips a smile, because I do not think could extract a laugh, but what if you want rice Catalina! Muses refuse to visit.
I pray to Zeus and Mnemosyne asking them to send me their muses and floor ... my neighbor gets a lot of noise pretending to be music, I think they call it pop music, "to me, that music is not only not me mola it makes me sick, so I echo the anger at the dismissal Euterpe and packing.
Erato and Polyhymnia must be that I visit then, but they must be joking and I want to tease, because Erato what inspires me have nothing to do with poetry, called fat, and assholes to the bankers, entrepreneurs bloodsucker, blaming apropos of unemployment, can not be reached later this month and can not pay the mortgage of the Bank of Spain, bankers and entrepreneurs is in my opinion a joke and reminds me of Polyhymnia International. Undoubtedly these two muses have been in a concentration of association, that is why we are influenced by Candido Mendez and Toxo, before going to dinner at Villa Magna in their official cars with drivers, but no tie, have inflamed releases with these harangues. Go and is the donkey on the edge, if my purpose today is not talking about policy.
I remain silent for a while, ideas, drier than the roe, suddenly recalled that the minister "Nonsense" said the government of Spain does not pay ransoms, finally someone tells a joke, or is not a joke, which is a story. The Government of Spain to raise cash and have cash to end the crisis, a plane Mauritania sells for 100 euros, yes sir! That is doing business or is the payment in recognition for his role in the release of two Catalans, who were kidnapped by Islamists? Whatever I did today I do not want to talk politics, so I am waiting for inspiration, in a press loose on my desk I have read another joke, this Zapatero in Shanghai tells "The future of Spain is the size of Miguelín" Suck that loquat! I do not know you but to me this joke made me mourn and my mind has brought the following scenes
"Mom why Dad does not come instead of that which comes to sleep with you? Pepito
"Hey how did your parents have?
-Two, but I do not want one and I have two moms, but it's like Snow White's stepmother. Damn
the grounds for divorce, in addition to going against God's law, both make children suffer.
And what about those mothers who bring their children to a clinic for the dismembered? What do you do with these children butchered? "Soap? "Make up against facial wrinkles? What stink to Nazism! In short I think if it saw it Erode would take the lead hands in horror at such a crime, at least the women of Bethlehem screaming in pain when killed their children. Can we expect that the future of Spain is big?
Well, I did not succeed, Zeus and Mnemosyne, there have been good with me, I finally have had to send Melpomene, who has spent seven villages memos so what can we do! Until another day, God willing
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